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If humanity was created without insanity, death, plague, and violence then there would be nothing. Right without wrong is impossible. It is when you realise the difference between right and wrong that it all makes sense. Madness is the meaning of life.
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Alright, I don't really think I need to need to explain Madness Combat 9: Aggregation, since you should be gettin' your ass over there to watch it over 9000 times already, though I will below...
Now for insight for those confused or unfamiliar with Madness Combat:
It all starts with our hero, Hank J. Wimbleton, standing underneath a tree in a park area of some sorts. Now there isn't really a story for the first one, but it still kicks major ass. Hank goes up to take the radio from some guy and is pushed down, starting a fight resulting in the appearance (and defeat) of Jebus and 30 (32 if you count zombies) deaths. *Random Note* There is a dancer in the background of the entire episode who is eventually shot by Hank at the end.
Next Hank seeks the Sheriff in an attempt to assassinate him. Here it is thought that Hank might be a Mercenary/Assassin/Hitman. He makes his way through tons of men, only to be shot in the back of the head by Jebus.
In MC3, Hank is seen, yet again, after the Sheriff. This time he is stabbed by Jebus, but in his last breath shoots Jebus and brings the blade into the Sheriff as well. This ends the Sheriff and his appearances in MC. *Note* The first 1337 Agent appears in this episode and is Tricky's first appearance as well. *Random Note* The dancer from MC1 makes a cameo appearance in a surveillance video.
Later on in MC4, Hank goes to finish the job, this time his target being Tricky. Hank infiltrates Club M reaching the end shooting the insane clown in the head. Still alive, Tricky continues his DJ work while Jebus and the Zombified 1337 Agent show up. Hank is shot in the throat by the Agent, who is quickly dispatched of right after. Jebus repeatedly shoots Hank and he ends it with a bomb blowing them both up while Tricky continues his DJ work. *Note* Club M is closed after this episode.
MC5 starts with Hank going after Jebus this time. Making a quick appearance, Jebus and Hank face off while Tricky suddenly appears. The two duke it out and Tricky goes completely insane with thanks from his PID (Portable Improbability Drive.) Tricky dispatches of Jebus quickly and moves on to Hank, only to be killed. Tricky then revives himself and rips Hank's head clean off and smashes it beneath his feet. *Note* Almost all enemies in this episode are 1337 Agents.
MC6 is targeted at Tricky again. He revives Hank leaving him a gun and a sword asking to do what comes natural to him. Tricky, still in possession of the PID, rams a train into the building Hank is in. Hank makes his way through the train only for it to kareem off the cliff-side, into innocent tourists. Hank and Tricky duke it out yet again, ending with Hank's death. Tricky revives Hank again and they continue. Angered by being hit, Tricky uses the PID to drop a building for Hank to go through. It is the 1337 Registration Building. After making his way through, Hank attacks Tricky, who had just purchased a hot-dog, and drops him into the deep canyon. Tricky uses the PID to turn into a demon and kill Hank yet again.
MC7 starts with Hank smashed up at the bottom of the canyon. He is then revived yet again for Tricky's amusement. He gets up and continuously runs through multiple buildings to avoid Tricky. Hank encounters a new threat, the MAG Agent. The MAG Agents are much larger, more powerful versions of 1337 Agents with unique apparel and large guns. The V1 MAG Agent had two large spikes through his head. Hank dispatches of him eventually with a chainsaw. Tricky, who suffered a fatal shot to the head severely damaging the PID, returns in his normal size, though still a demon. He throws Hank through the wall to lead to his death by Jebus who also kills the 1337 Agents fixing the PID. Jebus then shoots the PID again and finishes off Tricky with his Binary sword. It ends with the showing of The Auditor and two other MAG Agents at another Improbability Drive. *Note* MAG Agents, ATP Agents, and the Auditor make their first appearance.
MC8 stars Jebus instead of the recently-deceased Hank. Searching for the Auditor, Jebus makes his way through the main facilities. He encounters, and eliminates, the two MAG Agents seen at the end of MC7. He reaches the Auditor in time for him to blow up the Improbability Drive, starting the return to normalcy. Throughout the episode it shows the Auditor behind his desk infecting Jebus causing him to cough up blood. *Note* In this episode it shows Jebus' many skills and powers, along with the Auditor's and this is the one MC episode to not have Hank appear alive.
MC9 opens with two new characters, Stanford and Deimos. They are on their way to retrieve and help Hank in their car when two semis full of ATP Agents show up attacking. The blasts from the sky continue from MC8. They make their way to Hank and eventually secure him in a revival-type machine. The Auditor finds and uses Jebus' Halo and also overshadows two ATP Agents making them "Mega ATP Agents." He does the same to another MAG Agent who ends up being eliminated by the new Hank. A larger form of Hank with slightly different apparel and a crab-like claw for his right arm. Deimos is killed by a Mega ATP Agent and is used as bait to lure the Mega ATP Agents into a trap from Hank. Hank and Stanford face off with the Auditor, still increasing his powers, and the screen cuts to black signalling the continuation to come. *Note* Go watch it!!
I really hope this helps those in need of it. I stayed up all night ('til 3:40 AM) to watch MC9 and type this, so I really hope it's handy. I'm going to bed, I gotta get up at 8 tomorrow...
